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BREAKING NEWS – Honololu, Hawaii – An American Airlines passenger was detained in Honololu after he tried to get into the cockpit during the flight but was subdued by a crew member and another passenger. The man, later identified as Anil Uskanil, 25, of Turkey, was duct-taped to his seat until the plane landed in Honolulu and federal agents boarded the plane and arrested him. Uskanil explained to the federal agents that he was angry and frustrated because he was convinced that the pilot was completely lost and going in circles, when he felt that they flew passed the exact same cloud, twice.

• 05/29/2017


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