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BREAKING NEWS – San Bernadino, California – A California woman is suing the makers of Jelly Belly jelly beans, claiming she was tricked into believing one of the company’s candy products was free of sugar. The plaintiff, Jessica Gomez of San Bernadino County, first brought the case against the candy company earlier this year, blaming “fancy phrasing” for her confusion over the ingredients. In 2004, Gomez filed a lawsuit against automaker Saturn, after she purchased one and later found out it was made on this planet, and last year she sued Subway when she discovered that all of their restaurants were above the ground.

• 05/29/2017


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