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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Merkel states that the United States is no longer being a trustworthy partner for its European allies. Her remarks were specifically targeted at President Trump. She then added, “I am concerned about his ‘America first mindset’, without being more receptive to people from all countries. In Germany, we have always lovingly accepted everyone, no questions asked, because since the creation of this great nation, we have always valued human rights and embraced diversity .”

Angela MerkelDonald Trump

• 05/31/2017


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