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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. military successfully shot down a mock nuclear warhead simulating the speed and range of a potential North Korean intercontinental ballistic missile, announced Pentagon’s Missile Defense Agency. In a statement, the agency said an unarmed rocket launched from the Marshall Islands in the Pacific Ocean was “destroyed” by a ground-based interceptor launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base in Southern California as it traveled outside Earth’s atmosphere. Kim Jong Un is now stating that if the U.S. shoots down one of his nuclear missiles that’s en route to a city in America, he will consider than as an act of war.

Kim Jong UnPentagon

• 05/31/2017


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