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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a congressional hearing in which James Comey testified, the FBI Director stated Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kingsport, Tennessee – A woman uses baseball bat to fight off a robber. According to Kingsport Police,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – In a rare move, Dictator Kim Jong Un criticized China directly, saying its…

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AN ASPIRING WRITER

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton indirectly defends the Somali pirates that have been terrorizing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – After months of violent riots at the University of California, Berkeley, Mayor Jesse Arreguin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shreveport, Louisiana – Toby Mathew the director of the beleaguered Shreveport VA hospital in Louisiana has been…

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SPEEDY STEPHANIE   (A song by Blake Grantham) She is a hard drivin’ and high fivin’ so obsessed with her career…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – A recently formed company by exclusively African-American investors, decided to change their name after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore to take aim at President Trump on Broadway this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Emory, Texas – About 45 people — including toddlers and students — were at the parish hall…

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THE WADE QUADRUPLETS OF OHIO, HEADING FOR YALE

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – A group of wealthy Yale University graduate students announced Tuesday evening that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has announced that they will be monitoring pool halls nationwide in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats no longer have a choice about being pro-choice. Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in May. Birthstone: Emerald Zodiac signs: Taurus and Gemini

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