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BREAKING NEWS – Virgil, Ontario – Blair Robertson, 51, who is a psychic, was sitting at the Silks County Kitchen with a friend when a white Lexus came crashing through the front window. Amazingly, Robertson was able to walk away with only a few bumps and bruises with no serious injuries, and is amazed he is still alive. “I didn’t foresee it happening…. It basically sounded like a bomb going off,” Robertson said. When some of his clients started cancelling their appointments with him because he couldn’t foresee the accident, Robertson quickly reversed himself. “I misspoke”, he explained. “I actually predicted the crash, and I placed myself in a spot where I knew my injuries would be at a minimum.” Upon hearing this, his now “former” friend included his name along with the driver, of the people that he plans on suing.

• June 19, 2017


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