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BREAKING NEWS – Nazca, Peru – A three-fingered mummified body has been reportedly found in South America, with video of the purported body appearing on YouTube. However, researchers have expressed doubt about the discovery, with some calling it a “hoax.” According to website Gaia, the body, which stands 5’6″ tall and appears to look like a human, has three long fingers, an elongated skull and does not have ears or a nose. In a Gaia YouTube video, Professor Konstantin Korotkov of Saint Petersburg University in Russia described the body as belonging to “another creature, another humanoid.” Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones disagrees with British UFO author Nigel Watson, who described the body as “a plaster cast model,” dubbing it “110 perfect fake.” Jones stated that “even if it was a plaster cast model, it could be based on actual aliens that worked with sci-fi designers in Hollywood 4500 years ago.”

Alex Jones

• 06/27/2017


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