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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump launched a personal attack on MSNBC’s Morning Joe co-hosts and love birds Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. “I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore),” the president tweeted minutes before the MSNBC morning show’s broadcast. Then Trump christened new nicknames for his one-time pals and tossed out an insult aimed at Brzezinski’s looks. “Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!” Scarborough immediately stood up for his woman. “He apparently has problems with journalists,” he began. “Cher was very critical of Trump, and he has never publicly commented on her ghoulish appearance. When she came to Hillary’s election night party wearing very little make-up, she looked so terrifying that even some grown men literally fainted, yet Trump said nothing. Besides, Mika did not look that bad on New Year’s Eve. In fact, if ‘Walking Dead’ fans would have seen her, they wouldn’t have even batted an eye.”

Donald TrumpMSNBC

• 06/30/2017


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