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BREAKING NEWS – Wall Township, New Jersey – After Pro-Trump photos in high school yearbook are altered, a teacher is suspended. Cheryl Dyer, the superintendent of Wall Township Public Schools stated that the yearbook adviser has been suspended amid an investigation into the alteration of photos and the omission of text from students who support President Trump. The unnamed teacher defended the decision to alter the images after the student refused to switch to a shirt handed to him that read either, “Republicans and conservatives are controlled by Satan”, or “Hillary never set up a private server, because it’s a hoax”. The teacher added, “I was both fair and reasonable. The kids made their choice and I made mine, so I have no idea why I am being singled out.”

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• June 15, 2017


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