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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when he began flirting bigtime with this very attractive lady he had just met, and he was saying everything he could to impress her. He said he wanted to have dinner with her, and he always kept large bills in his wallet. When she agreed to meet him that evening and we walked away, I told him he was being dishonest because I knew he was broke and hadn’t been employed for over a year. He explained to me that he wasn’t lying because he did have large bills in his wallet, such as his cable bill which was four months behind, his car insurance was about to get cancelled, the local electricity company was threatening to turn his power off…

Life through Blake's eyes

• June 17, 2017


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