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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Carlsbad, California – Two men sue Jenny Craig, after realizing that their trainers had them spent too…

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“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alex Jones’ latest conspiracy theory, even draws skepticism from many  of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Virgil, Ontario – Blair Robertson, 51, who is a psychic, was sitting at the Silks County Kitchen…

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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Democrat Nancy Pelosi is now suggesting Fox News is responsible for inflaming tensions – and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a wealthy man, and I own several very successful companies. My wife is a stay at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the day my family, including my nieces, nephews, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles had gathered together,…

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Dear Blake, My 15-year-old son will be entering 10th grade. He has been a member of the school band since…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when he began flirting bigtime with this very attractive lady he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A City Council bill would force the NYPD to open its…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kojo Lockhart, 43, allegedly sold a shipment of frozen McDonald’s food…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – Kathy Griffin and Hillary Clinton are now the leading vote getters for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – At a press conference Virgina Gov. Terry McAuliffe stated in regards to the shootings…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now criticizing the Capitol Police Officers for killing left-wing gunman James…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wall Township, New Jersey – After Pro-Trump photos in high school yearbook are altered, a teacher is…

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