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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An unnamed clothing designer, who acknowledges that he is very liberal,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News announced that the network will move forward with plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Senate Intelligence Committee is now considering calling former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Dr. Phil announces that James Comey will be on his show very soon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former Vice President Al Gore announces that the sequel to his Oscar-winning 2006…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell defended Reality Leigh Winner who has been charged with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to former FBI Director James Comey’s statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association is now openly admitting that encouraging people at anger management…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Conspiracy theorist Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA), wants Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) investigated because she…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was divorced three years ago, and I recently went on some dating sites to find a possible…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in a second marriage, which was only for the benefit of insurance so my husband could get…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Later this year, I will be working on an invention that beeps anytime a condescending guest in your home gives…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former FBI Director James Comey revealed during his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee…

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BREAKING NEWS – Venice, Italy – The city attorney of Venice, Adelchi d’Ippolito stated that there has been a spike…

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