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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – One of Delta’s subsidiary airlines Endeavor Air has had to apologize…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton gets very candid in her new book “What Happened”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – A Spirit Airlines flight leaving Las Vegas was delayed after a male passenger…

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THE SECOND DATE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 18-year-old daughter has just graduated from high school. She has now informed me that she’s not going…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I used to go grocery shopping here in Las Vegas with a friend of mine, before entering the store,…

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But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I went on a trip with his brother and his wife recently. Three days into…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who works for the city morgue, decided he wanted to change the color of the floor….

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NATURE’S ACE OF SPADES

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – According to the American Bible Society, Hillary Clinton has inspired more people to read…

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BREAKING NEWS – MSNBC has parted ways with anchor Greta Van Susteren after just six months on the air. An…

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BREAKING NEWS – Turin, Italy – An Italian police officer holds Donald Trump masks used by two alleged thieves at…

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YES, I’LL MARRY YOU!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – ISIS fighters dressed up as WOMEN with make-up and padded bras in a desperate…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – The major league baseball team St. Louis Cardinals, have announced that they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic Party suffered huge losses at every level during President Obama’s West Wing…

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THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – Younstown, Ohio – While visiting the Buckeye State, President Donald Trump singled out Chicago once again for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – By studying saliva, researchers at the University of Buffalo have found clues to…

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