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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching President Trump and Vladimir Putin greet each other, Maxine Waters is as emphatic as ever that something sinister is going on. “I, along with several unnamed body language experts, have came to the same conclusion, which is, Trump and Putin gave a secret handshake in a covert language. Fortunately, my anonymous experts deciphered the jargon. They were unanimous in their interpretation, and they are positive that the language spoken in Trump’s handshake, clearly told Putin the collusion was effective, we’re finally rid of Hillary, and Joseph Stalin was a swell guy.”

Donald TrumpHillary ClintonMaxine WatersVladimir Putin

• July 10, 2017


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