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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – A mom and dad from Alabama were arrested after allegedly taking their infant daughter…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Alaska Governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Two men of questionable intelligence were arrested, after they attempted to steal…

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COOL MANNEQUINS

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Undefeated boxer Floyd Mayweather and Irish MMA fighter Conor MacGregor are all set…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After nearly nine months, the transcripts of Hillary Clinton’s call to Donald Trump on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Qingdao, China – Women on a Chinese beach are seen wearing a “facekini”. The “facekini,” is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A former NASA engineer at the Ames Research Center claims aliens are in our…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters continues to fight for the legalization of cannabis nationwide. Displaying how much…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – Need to travel 400 miles in eight minutes? Just hop in a Hyper…

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THE FINAL YEAR OF THE DODGE VIPER

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BREAKING NEWS – Williston, Vermont – A 70-year-old veteran says he’s out of a job after he tried to stop…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – According to Guinness World Records, the quietest place on earth, is an anechoic chamber…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to file a lawsuit against Hallmark, alleging “traditional and…

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STORM BIRDS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband works full-time, and when he gets home, and also on weekends, he’s “exhausted” and needs to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While attending my weekly visit with a psychiatrist, I told him that I was not paranoid or delusional, but my…

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I turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw seven golden…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am writing this to relieve a heavy burden I have carried for many years. I’m 16 and…

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