Unconfirmed Breaking News
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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Rotterdam, Netherlands – According to a study at Erasmus University, men have bigger brains, but women’s are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton files a $20 million lawsuit against Katy Perry, blaming…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The British Parliament has adopted legislation similar to the state of Florida. Effective immediately,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a live chat, that featured reporter Clarissa Ward, Sherrie Westin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Alpharetta, Georgia – George Gordon, a spokesman for police in Alpharetta, says that when a police officer…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former FBI Director James Comey was seen leaving the New York…

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Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a problem. My best friend is moving away to a different state this summer. She is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I got cheated earlier in the week while riding the bus, when a guy broke a $20 bill for me,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve been married to a wonderful woman for two years and she has a son who is a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am disappointed and a little offended at my son. Last week I asked to borrow $100 from him and…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in July. Birthstone: Ruby Zodiac signs: Cancer and Leo

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