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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – The major league baseball team St. Louis Cardinals, have announced that they are suing the Vatican, citing that the red birds have nothing in common with the Cardinals in the Catholic Church.  Pope Francis I responded to the civil litigation, by launching an investigation to determine if the male species of the bird has a history of improperly touching some of the really young male birds.

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• 07/27/2017


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