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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – ISIS fighters dressed up as WOMEN with make-up and padded bras in a desperate bid to flee Mosul – but are caught after neglecting to trim their facial hair. A Jihadist attempted to flee Mosul in a disguise similar to a pantomime dame, but was caught when he forgot to shave off his beard and mustache. He was trying to get away from the former militant stronghold as the city was recaptured, but didn’t quite get his escape plan right. Most of the men that were caught trying to the leave the city didn’t complain after they were apprehended, and said they were happy to finally have an opportunity to take off their thongs.

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• 07/27/2017


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