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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – A tenth home was robbed by some well dressed men, that escaped on horseback…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A federal judge in Florida has thrown out a class-action lawsuit led by Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Franklin County, New York – Native Americans in New York are complaining to the U.S. Forest Service…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Televangelist Joel Osteen canceled services at his Houston megachurch last Sunday, reluctant to reopen…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Wisconsin will be among the stops for Hillary Clinton’s upcoming tour…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anderson Cooper has acknowledged that the Vanderbilt family were also slave…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Americans are firing back at a Missouri state senator who said she hoped…

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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – A historic theater, which has shown “Gone With the Wind” screenings for 34 years,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kathy Griffin, the comedian that made headlines after she was featured in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN has issued a public apology regarding Hurricane Harvey. They initially warned that people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney has now announced that a sting operation has prompted the arrest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – In a town hall meeting, Al Gore and Maxine Waters get into a shouting…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend, whom I met through a local charity organization. We have many things in common,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a very strange dream last night, and I can remember it in detail. I was standing in front…

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When Jesus had entered Capernaum, a centurion came to him, asking for help. “Lord,” he said, “my servant lies at home…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My daughter is an only child and will turn 6 soon. The only thing is, my parents and…

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