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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Hillary Clinton’s opening night at Caesar’s Palace was a disaster according to local entertainment critics, as she attempted to reinvent herself and become a rock star. Her plan to sing a medley of Frank Sinatra classics, even had some of her supporters walking out when she began singing, “I did it my way.” A spokesman for Caesar’s Palace later announced that this was the first time ever in the history of Las Vegas, that a show was shut down after only one song.

Hillary Clinton

• 08/02/2017


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