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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump is touting new legislation to overhaul the US immigration system, drastically cutting the number of legal immigrants allowed into the country and implementing a “merit-based” system, that gives preference to English speaking people with job skills. Nancy Pelosi referred to President Trump’s idea as “blatantly racist”, in an interview. “What he’s doing is embracing skilled laborers that speak English, and snubbing millions of illiterate freeloaders. How can this country thrive with that type of idiotic mindset?”

Donald TrumpNancy Pelosi

• 08/03/2017


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