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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is trying to get a law passed that a baby cannot exit the womb through a normal birth, without the mother giving the unborn child a written and notarized 30 day eviction notice. And if the mother has a C-section according to the ACLU, she should be prosecuted for breaking and entering, or at the very least, cited for trespassing.

ACLU

• 08/03/2017


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