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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After fighting Republicans tooth-and-nail for years on their plans to repeal and replace ObamaCare, Democrats have in a matter of days started touting a slew of proposals aimed at improving the ailing health care system. DNC Chair Tom Perez said democratic voters who are genuinely dedicated to their party, should refuse medical attention for the next four years as a protest to President Trump’s plan to repeal ObamaCare. “Hopefully, sickly members of our party will start dropping like flies,” explained Perez.  “And when the body count starts piling up, I believe then and only then will Trump go to bed every night guilt ridden, and see the errors in some of his ridiculous ideas.”

Donald TrumpTom Perez

• 08/04/2017


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