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BREAKING NEWS – President Trump departed the White House for a 17-day working vacation at his golf club in New Jersey. Maxine Waters stated that according to her sources, while in New Jersey, Trump has been photographed having secret meetings with Tony Soprano. “This is the final straw,” she shouted at a rally. “We will get the truth as soon as we issue subpoenas to the executives at HBO!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• 08/07/2017


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