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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On the heels of his latest fiery clash with a White House spokesperson, CNN correspondent Jim Acosta accused the Trump administration of continually targeting the “three M’s.” Acosta stated that the White House “at times … has had an unhealthy fixation on what I call the three M’s: the Mexicans, the Muslims and the media.” He initially had “four M’s”, but later decided to change it to just three. The fourth M was for “Mush”, and Acosta planned on stating that the Trump Administration condoned Eskimos verbally abusing their dogs pulling sleds, in order to make them go faster.

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• 08/07/2017


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