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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recently leaked email written by John Podesta, he acknowledges that Hillary Clinton plans to run for president again in 2020. He said if she loses to President Trump again, they plan to blame it on the Martians. In an attempt to make that connection, Podesta stated that he has already hired investigators to determine if Trump has any business ties to NASA, Area 51, or H.G. Wells.

Hillary ClintonJohn PodestaNASA

• 08/08/2017


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