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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Rev. Marcus Murchinson of Tree of Life Missionary Baptist Church in Los Angeles, California, is unapologetic in regards to using profanity from the pulpit. According to him, there is nothing wrong with a few expletives in church, because he said God can handle it. “The truth is, sometimes when I’m praying, my prayers are not ‘guide me o thy great Jehovah, pilgrim through this barren land. Sometimes my prayers have explicit language in them.” Murchinson explained in an interview. “These type of prayers always get God’s attention and then He knows we mean business, thus He better listen. Next month I plan on preaching about certain aspects of marriage to the teenagers, by showing them some x-rated movies.”

• 08/10/2017


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