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BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Georgia – One university professor has proposed a “stress reduction policy” so that his business students can avoid emotional reactions in his classroom. According to a report from Campus Reform, Dr. Richard Watson set out the policies – including letting students choose their own grades – for two of his fall business courses at University of Georgia. He said he plans to encourage professors nationwide that are teaching students to become doctors to also adopt his “stress reduction policy”, after he can persuade Congress to pass a new law that prohibits people from filing malpractice lawsuits.

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• 08/11/2017


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