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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker and liberal activist Michael Moore’s one-man Broadway play “The Terms of My Surrender” debuted to less than favorable reviews at New York City’s Belasco Theater. Moore presented a one-man play starring himself that was promoted as “uncensored” and “All-American.” He describes the play as a “12-step meeting for the Democratic Party.” Many of the people leaving the theater referred to it as the worst thing they have ever seen, including witnessing fatal car accidents. But the people who were the angriest, were the ones who rushed from work to Moore’s show, without having dinner first. They felt it was insensitive for him to eat approximately 15 pizzas during his performance, refusing to share a single slice.

Michael Moore

• August 14, 2017


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