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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Wisconsin will be among the stops for Hillary Clinton’s upcoming tour touting her new book, “What Happened,” a memoir about her loss to Donald Trump. She continues to reject the idea that she lost in Wisconsin due to the fact that she didn’t return there after the democratic primary in April of 2016, because no republican won there since 1984.  And according to a source, Clinton blames the voters in the Badger State for her losing the presidency, and will address the audience in Milwaukee when she gives her speech, greeting them by saying, “hello ungrateful suckers”.

Donald TrumpHillary Clinton

• 08/30/2017


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