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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A federal judge in Florida has thrown out a class-action lawsuit led by Sen. Bernie Sanders supporters who accused the Democratic National Committee of “being in cahoots” with Hillary Clinton — but only after the DNC’s legal team argued they had no obligation to adhere to a fair nominating process. “Sanders never had a chance and that’s the way we wanted it,” DNC attorney Bruce Spiva argued in the case. “His accent and his irritating phrases, disqualified him to get the nomination in the opinion of the DNC. Sure, we openly admit that we stacked the deck against him. It was our right and we were darn proud to do it because that’s true patriotism.”

Bernie SandersHillary Clinton

• 08/31/2017


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