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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – A tenth home was robbed by some well dressed men, that escaped on horseback with the stolen property. Frustrated residents who are concerned about being the next victim, are threatening to shoot first and ask Equestrians later.

• 08/31/2017


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