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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently went to AutoZone to buy some sheepskin covers for my car seats. As I was reaching for the price tag which appeared to be $75.00, a clerk quickly grabbed them, put them on my head, yanked the sheepskin covers down canvasing half of my body, and changed the price to $275.00. I immediately removed them and angrily tossed them down, because it was obvious to me that he was trying to pull the wool over my eyes. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 08/05/2017


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