Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin recently told me that he plans on eating healthier, and he believes he can accomplish this by leaving food in the oven for 50% less time than the recipe recommended. Then he got upset with me after I told him that I felt it was a half-baked idea. Yeah, whatever.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 08/06/2017


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