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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine promised to reward himself by buying a foreign car, if he lost 50 pounds. After he met his goal, he purchased the new vehicle. However in the last couple of months he gained the weight back and then some, and now he’s starting to look Fiat.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 08/12/2017


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