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A long time ago, while I was on vacation in Cornwall, England, I met a man who was obviously a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding a public apology from President Trump, for a comment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – At the Tokyo International Funeral & Cemetery Show 2017 this week, all eyes were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi is now feeling the heat from her heritage and upbringing. It has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – During his rally in Phoenix, President Trump didn’t miss an opportunity to poke fun…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In Hillary Clinton’s new book scheduled to be released September 12th,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Feds are now offering a possible change in visa status to persuade illegal immigrants…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlottesville, Virginia – In the wake of the events in Charlottesville, Va., ESPN decided to pull one…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palm Beach, Florida – Brandy Lerma, 31, faces DUI and child abuse charges after driving with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Yielding to pressure by the ACLU, Hasbro announced that they will be selling…

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Virgo  ~  August 23 – September 22 Symbol: Virgin maiden Element: Earth Sign Ruler: Mercury Lucky Color: Gray Lucky Number:…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has reportedly accepted new evidence that could be linked to the famous…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – According to NASA, the first time in recorded history when light was blocked from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick deserves a chance to continue his NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Amid calls for her resignation, Democratic Missouri state senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal said she made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for causing the solar eclipse. “He’s…

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