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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the debate on the place of confederate statues in American society, liberal political…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am married to a great guy. We’ve been together 27 years, so I know him well. He…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can’t wait to see the solar eclipse tomorrow. Some guy standing in front of the grocery store tried to…

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Two other men, both criminals, were also led out with him to be executed.  When they came to the place called…

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Dear Blake, You and your readers may consider my problem trivial, but to me it’s really irritating. My wife, who…

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I recently saw an MMA fight when a man got kicked in the head so hard, that his chin literally…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – Missouri State Senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal has now called for the assassination of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democrats are on edge over Hillary Clinton’s forthcoming book that is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced that she believes all confederate statues in southern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Once again Maxine Waters introduces a theory that raised more than a few eyebrows….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore called supporters of President Donald Trump “racists” while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un appears to signal a pause in the escalating…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – Back in the optimistic early days of space exploration, everyone thought it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI say they have now arrested a lobster gang that they believe has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ strategy for dealing with escalating tensions with North Korea: figure out…

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