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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters calls out ESPN for a cartoon image of NBA superstars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – The Missouri NAACP issued an advisory that tells travelers to be careful while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After fighting Republicans tooth-and-nail for years on their plans to repeal and replace ObamaCare,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MS-13 doesn’t fear prison, President Trump or even death. But there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is trying to get a law passed that a baby cannot exit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump is touting new legislation to overhaul the US immigration system, drastically…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Hillary Clinton’s opening night at Caesar’s Palace was a disaster according to local…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Park Service has announced that vegetation in woodlands can now apply for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disgraced comedian Kathy Griffin says she smiles now to cover up her pain,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – President Trump gave an impassioned speech on, vowing to “destroy the vile…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton said she never would’ve colluded with the Russians, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jasper, Alabama – Twelve inmates who busted out of a jail in Alabama, used peanut butter to…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in August. Birthstone: Peridot Zodiac signs: Leo and Virgo

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