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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a fifth-grader, and I’d like to know something important to boys my age. I want to know…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was married, one of the worst arguments my wife and I got into, was when we were walking…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (11 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – First lady Melania Trump fired back at a Massachusetts elementary school librarian who rejected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers announced on Twitter that he gave tickets…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea said nearly 5 million citizens have offered to join or re-enlist in…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (10 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced their concern about the growth of violent clown criminal organizations,…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A professional baseball stadium got its name in a very unusual fashion. When it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hugh Hefner died at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. He was 91….

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (9 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Becoming more desperate after China imposed sanctions against North Korea, and to show…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to sue the NFL if they attempt to enforce…

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BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – Two anti-government activist were hospitalized after suffering gunshot wounds from some soldiers, prompted by…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (8 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner has been sentenced to 21 months…

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BREAKING NEWS – Frisco, Texas – Hurts Donut is offering a special delivery option for those living nearby. For an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton say she plans to seek a court order, demanding…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (7 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Hollywood superstar George Clooney, who was an avid supporter and major campaign donor for…

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