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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me recently, proudly stating that he has gotten really good at fencing, and hopes one day he’ll be in the Olympics. I was impressed, and I asked him how did he initially get interested in sword fighting. He responded by telling me that he wasn’t talking about sword fighting, instead, he was referring to receiving stolen property and later selling it. I guess he could still be in the Olympics… the south side of Chicago version.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 09/09/2017


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