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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Washington, D.C. a few years ago, I asked a tour guide where should I go if I wanted to buy partisan?  He thought about it for a couple of seconds and told me to try the gift shop on Capitol Hill. I think I also heard him whisper to someone that he thought I was an idiot, but it was a lot of noise on that bus so I can’t say for sure.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 09/23/2017


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