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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced their concern about the growth of violent clown criminal organizations, after an agent working undercover filmed one of their meetings. “One of the most disturbing things about them is the initiation process,” the agent explained. “To become a member, you must be able to simultaneously walk/strut wearing long shoes, and flash gang signs while juggling three loaded handguns.”

FBI

• 09/28/2017


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