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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – First lady Melania Trump fired back at a Massachusetts elementary school librarian who rejected her donation of Dr. Seuss books, claiming they are examples of “racist propaganda.” To celebrate “National Read a Book Day,” the first lady had sent out a collection of 10 Dr. Seuss books to one school in each state across the nation. The titles included: “The Cat in the Hat”; “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish”; “Wacky Wednesday”; “Green Eggs and Ham”; and “Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” But despite the gesture, Liz Phipps Soeiro, a librarian at a public school in Cambridge, wrote a letter to the first lady, notifying Mrs. Trump that her school would “not be keeping the titles” for their collection, explaining that, “the rhymes in the books could be construed as poking fun at African-American rappers, and the illustrations suggests that they are bunch of strange looking vulgar freaks.”

Dr. Seuss

• 09/29/2017


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