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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Columnist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown writes in the London newspaper The Independent that she took her son to Moore’s one-man comedy act “Michael Moore – Live!” at the Roundhouse theater in Camden, North London, and became so “enraged” she almost walked out. “Moore went into a rant about how the passengers on the Sept. 11 planes were scaredy cats because they were mostly white,” Alibhai-Brown writes. “If the passengers had included black men, he claimed, those killers, with their puny bodies and unimpressive small knives, would have been crushed by the dudes, who as we all know take no disrespect from anybody.” Moore later apologized, explaining that he was only trying to make the point, that even in the air when necessary, black men can quickly form a gang.

Michael Moore

• September 12, 2017


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