Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A City University of New York sociology professor said in a…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are outraged at Robert Mueller for not leveling charges at President Trump after…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Two “lost” sailors story’s list of inconsistencies has cast doubt on their tale of…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton’s plan for a fireworks display comparable to the 4th…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – An historic Episcopal parish Christ Church, where George Washington frequently worshiped has decided to…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden and musician Lady Gaga released a…

Continue Reading

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have an ongoing problem with my husband. At least once a week he’s late for work because…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the Old Testament, David was very forgiving, no matter how he was treated. When he was asked how he…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

Then the Lord said to Moses, “Why are you crying out to me? Tell the Israelites to move on. Raise your staff and stretch out…

Continue Reading

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in my early 20s, and my 18-year-old sister is attending community college. All my memories of her…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me on a date, was when I was suppose to have…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

It’s Halloween by Jack Prelutsky It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright And we shall see what…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Georgia – A Georgia farmer was killed when a cow he was attempting to move ultimately…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democratic Rep. John Lewis (Ga.) wished a happy birthday to “Madame President Hillary Clinton”…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon wants to unlock your front door and deliver your packages when you’re not…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

FLIGHT TIME

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A major scandal is brewing after it has been revealed that Hillary Clinton served…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mark Halperin, the NBC and MSNBC analyst who co-authored the bestselling…

Continue Reading

1 2 3 6