Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who sparked backlash by starting the trend…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton moved to take the heat off Harvey Weinstein Friday by outright calling…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

AN ISOLATED DOCK

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Harvey Weinstein stated that he resents any comparisons made between him and Bill…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill and Hillary Clinton are no longer speaking to one another…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The wife of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell used a secret Twitter…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

AUTUMN BY ZENGEL

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a super-sensitive adult child who calls me regularly to criticize another sibling. Mothers do not like…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to my young niece a few days ago, and she told me of her plans to move…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

The Gospels are stories where the hero dies for the villains.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m an 11-year-old girl. I just started middle school (sixth grade). The girls in my class have been…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

When my son was six years old, I took him to a haunted house on Halloween. Big mistake! The people…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

GREETING THE AUTUMN NIGHT

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – Lisa Bloom resigned as Harvey Weinstein’s “adviser”, but not only because the controversy…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The owner of the Capitol Hill pharmacy that supplies prescription drugs for members of…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

THE SIGNATURE OF OCTOBER

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired from his own company, Harvey Weinstein is reportedly…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Irving, Texas – The Boy Scouts of America will be fully inclusive for girls for the first…

Continue Reading

1 2 3 4