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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hayley Geftman-Gold, who was a vice president and senior legal counsel at CBS in New York, was immediately fired after she criticized some victims of the Las Vegas mass shooting as “Republican gun toters” who did not deserve sympathy. Her unemployment was short-lived, because hearing about the reason for her dismissal, MSNBC hired her, including a hefty pay raise.

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• 10/03/2017


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