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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to legal experts, Hillary Clinton’s latest angle on the 2016 election, is not likely to change the results. She is now saying that she never called Donald Trump on election night to concede the race, thus he is not officially the president. “I never called him,” she said. “I wasn’t even sober enough to speak coherently that night, let alone dial his phone number. At the time that liar said I contacted him, I was laying in bed in a fetal position, trembling, while hugging a gallon of whiskey!”

Donald TrumpHillary Clinton

• 10/03/2017


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