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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women, is stating that queen bees are continually getting treated like “cheap prostitutes” and is now demanding that the U.S. Attorney General launch an investigation to stop this “horrific misogynistic practice”. The ACLU agreed, declaring that the feds have jurisdiction, referring to it as a felony, and they believe that any male bees who accompanies the queen to various hives are guilty of a crime, specifically, in “sects” trafficking”.

ACLUNational Organization of WomenNOW

• 10/04/2017


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