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BREAKING NEWS – West Point, New York – West Point cadet 2nd Lt. Spenser Rapone, whose pro-communism messages on social media were reported to his superiors in 2015 still managed to graduate from the military academy and currently serves in the field with an Army combat team, a new report says. Rapone is seen in a photo making a fist and holding a cap with a sign inside that reads, “Communism will win.” In one of his tweets, he says “Capitalism is unfair, because it rewards ambitious people with strong work ethics to be successful, while laid-back unmotivated people are left behind.” He later added that, “Joseph Stalin wouldn’t embrace this ‘chase your dreams’ nonsense, and neither do I.”

• 10/06/2017


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