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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times has published a story detailing numerous accusations of sexual harassment against powerful movie producer Harvey Weinstein. The Times identifies several of Weinstein’s accusers, including actress Ashley Judd. “Women have been talking about Harvey amongst ourselves for a long time, and it’s simply beyond time to have the conversation publicly,” Judd said, according to the Times. Weinstein responded her statement by saying, “I appreciate the way I’ve behaved with colleagues in the past has caused a lot of pain, and I sincerely apologize for it. Though I’m trying to do better, I know I have a long way to go. That is my commitment.” He then added, “But in my own defense, I sincerely believe that most of the women that I forced myself upon, are nothing more than a bunch of anti-Semitic tattletales.”

Harvey Weinstein

• 10/06/2017


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